Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Dimon aggie's LiveJournal:

Sunday, August 9th, 2009
2:57 pm	A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.  As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"  The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"  The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 12th, 2009
10:02 pm	Richard Cory Whenever Richard Cory went down town, We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean favored, and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked; But still he fluttered pulses when he said, "Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich - yes, richer than a king - And admirably schooled in every grace; In fine we thought that he was everything To make us wish that we were in his place. So on we worked, and waited for the light, And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, Went home and put a bullet through his head. -- Edwin Arlington Robinson Current Mood: apathetic (Comment on this)
Friday, April 3rd, 2009
9:34 pm	"Когда же жить? - спрашивал он опять самого себя. - Когда же, наконец, пускать в оборот этот капитал знаний, из которых большая часть еще ни на что не понадобится в жизни? Current Mood: anxious (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
4:42 pm	Кина не будет, электричество кончилось.... Мои маленькие любители блогов и других социальных сетей, идите нахер! :-) Благодарю за внимание (2 Comments |Comment on this)